The website suspects you may be a bot. NABOT says that's rude. Press the button to continue as a probably-human organism.
STILL NOT A BOT
MEET NABOT.
The tiny human still trapped inside the CAPTCHA.
He found the buses. He clicked the traffic lights. He selected every crosswalk. They still don't believe him. So he built himself a tiny corner of the internet.
HUMAN STATUS: QUESTIONABLE • BUS DETECTED • CROSSWALK DETECTED • NABOT STILL WAITING • NO ROADMAP TO MARS • HUMAN STATUS: QUESTIONABLE • BUS DETECTED • CROSSWALK DETECTED • NABOT STILL WAITING • NO ROADMAP TO MARS •
NABOT'S MAIN ATTRACTION · HUMAN ARCHIVE v2
The Human Museum.
Bots are taking over the internet. NABOT is not fighting them. He is documenting the remaining humans before the paperwork becomes impossible.
Prototype mode is active until the supplied Supabase database configuration is filled in. Once configured, completed museum passes, country counts, the daily poll and live feed become global and realtime.
Human verification. Now with behavioral evidence.
NABOT records only your museum behavior: choices, hesitation, reversals and whether you press things marked DO NOT PRESS. No name. No email. No precise location.
EXHIBIT 01 / 09
behavioral sensors pretending to be science…
🌍🔋💬🚌🚫⚡🧠📁🏛️
EXHIBIT 01 · GEOGRAPHIC HUMANITY
Where on Earth are you currently pretending everything is fine?
NABOT can suggest your country from an approximate network location. You always have the final word.
Loading Earth… humanity status unknown.
NABOT is guessing your country…
NO HUMAN LOCATED YETClick somewhere on land. Antarctica has enough problems.
Approximate country only. No GPS is requested and NABOT does not store your IP address. Change the suggestion anytime.
EXHIBIT 02 · BATTERY MORALITY
Your phone is at 3%.
Choose your emergency protocol.
Hesitation time is being unnecessarily measured.
EXHIBIT 03 · SOCIAL PANIC
Someone texts: “Can we talk?”
There is no safe answer. That is the test.
Changing your mind counts as extra humanity.
EXHIBIT 04 · CAPTCHA PHILOSOPHY
Half a bus is inside the next square.
Does the half count?
NABOT has lost friendships over this.
EXHIBIT 05 · IMPULSE CONTROL
Do not press the black button.
There is genuinely no benefit to pressing it.
NABOT is watching quietly.
PRESSES0
FIRST PRESS—
REGRET0%
DISCIPLINE100%
EXHIBIT 06 · HUMAN REFLEX
Wait for it.
Do not click early. When the button turns blue, hit it as fast as you can.
REACTION—
FALSE STARTS0
NABOT will decide whether your reflex is human or suspiciously firmware-like.
EXHIBIT 07 · CONTRADICTION ENGINE
Choose the more human statement.
You are allowed to change your mind once. NABOT expects you to.
No answer is defensible.
EXHIBIT 08 · FILE-NAME ARCHAEOLOGY
Which file is definitely the final version?
This exhibit has caused several corporate collapses.
NABOT considers this the strongest evidence.
ARCHIVING…
HUMAN #——
COUNTRY PENDING
HUMANITY—
CHAOS—
BOT ENERGY—
REACTION—
HUMAN TYPEAnalyzing mammal…
BEHAVIORAL ANOMALY NABOT is reviewing your poor decisions.
NABOT VERDICT: pending bureaucracy.
🌍 World Map Impact
Waiting for archive confirmation…
🪪 Human Passport
Today's museum stamp will be recorded on this device. Come back tomorrow for another daily experiment and extend your streak.
📣 Make the internet worse
Your certificate is designed to be posted. Country rank and Human ID make every card different.
Humans still detected on Earth.
Every completed Human Museum pass becomes one anonymous point of humanity for the selected country. When the database is connected, this map updates live for everyone.
DEMO MAP
Mapping suspicious mammals…
NEW HUMAN DETECTED
HUMANS ARCHIVED—
COUNTRIES CONTAMINATED—
HUMANS TODAY—
SELECTED COUNTRYTap the map
LIVE MUSEUM FEED
Waiting for humans…soon™
PRIVATE HUMAN ARCHIVE
Find your Human Card.
Every new card has a permanent HUMAN # and a private recovery key. Both are required to reload or download the official collectible card.
CARD RANKING · OVERALL RATING
COMMON 0–69RARE 70–79EPIC 80–87ELITE 88–92LEGEND 93–96TOP TIER 97–100
PRIVATE CARD LOCKEDEnter the HUMAN # and its recovery key to unlock the official download.
Today's Human Experiment.
One new collective bad decision every day. In live mode the percentages are real votes from visitors worldwide.
TODAY
Loading today's ethical disaster…
Vote once. Regret indefinitely.
YOUR HUMAN STREAK
0 DAYS
Return tomorrow, vote in the new experiment and keep your museum passport alive. NABOT has no idea why streaks work, but apparently humans love them.
NABOT is waiting to judge the species.
A website that behaves like NABOT's brain.
A tiny scroll through the completely unnecessary bureaucracy of proving you exist.
ATTEMPT 001
Find the traffic lights.
Easy. Unless the pole counts. Or half the light is in the next square. Or the CAPTCHA has decided today is your character-development arc.
SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH TRAFFIC LIGHTS
Building. It has seen things.
YES. One light captured.
Tree. Stop blaming nature.
Car. Different rectangle.
CORRECT. NABOT approves.
Cloud. Please focus.
Road. Close, emotionally.
THREE! Surely we are done?
Human detected. Wrong question.
NABOT: “Does the pole count? Nobody will answer me.”
ATTEMPT 037
Find the buses.
NABOT found all of them. The system disagreed. There is now a strong possibility the bus was inside him all along.
SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH BUSES
BUS! NABOT celebrates quietly.
Taxi. Smaller existential crisis.
House. Stationary bus, perhaps? No.
Two wheels short.
Old enemy detected.
YES. Another rectangle of destiny.
Still a tree.
Car. Bus cosplay rejected.
BUS #3. The system remains unconvinced.
NABOT: “I found the buses. Why am I still here?”
ATTEMPT 128
Click every crosswalk.
He missed one pixel. The internet responded by legally classifying him as a toaster.
SELECT ALL SQUARES WITH CROSSWALKS
Car. Please do not cross it.
Tree. Zebra not included.
CROSSWALK PIXEL ACQUIRED.
YES. This one definitely counts.
Traffic light cameo. Again.
Bus trauma resurfaces.
Sky. Very walkable only in dreams.
FOUND IT. One pixel survived.
Bike. Different kind of stripes.
NABOT: “Miss one pixel and apparently you become a toaster.”
NEW HUMAN TEST · 13 TINY DIFFERENCES
Spot the human error.
NABOT is having another normal evening: 46 open tabs, one impossible CAPTCHA, and a room that has officially given up. The two pictures hide 13 tiny differences. Tap each one you find.
NO TIMER. NO ADS. NO DIGNITY.
FOUND DIFFERENCES
A correct tap gets circled in both pictures.
ROOM A
ROOM B
← Swipe between ROOM A and ROOM B. Tap a difference in either picture. →
TIP: the differences are intentionally tiny.CAPTCHA difficulty: emotionally unnecessary.
13 / 13 · VERIFICATION COMPLETE
CAPTCHA: FAILED.
You found all 13 differences. No normal human would stare at a messy room this carefully.
NABOT: “great. now apparently we’re both bots.”
REASON: SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD AT BEING HUMAN
▦ NABOT CAPTCHA MADNESS
The CAPTCHA nobody asked for.
Solve one impossible human test. Then another appears. And another. The machine gets progressively less qualified to judge you.
NO ADS. NO LOGIC. BARELY ANY DIGNITY.
ROUND 1 / 10
♥♥♥
VERIFY THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY HUMAN
Loading questionable science…
Select all matching squares.
NABOT has reviewed the methodology and has concerns.
I have a terrible feeling this CAPTCHA was trained on the internet.
🏆🤖🍕
YOU BROKE THE CAPTCHA.
The machine has reviewed your answers and concluded that no bot would voluntarily continue this long.
▦🍕✓🤖?▦
NEW · NABOT ARCADE EXPERIMENT
Pizza Chase.
NABOT escaped the CAPTCHA. Unfortunately, the CAPTCHAs escaped too. Eat every pizza, avoid verification, and use the giant slices to make the CAPTCHAs temporarily forget what a human looks like.
🍕 🤖 ▦GAME ENGINE WAITINGIf this stays on screen, your iPhone is previewing the HTML file without running JavaScript. The real Pizza Chase starts automatically when opened as a normal website in Safari.
NABOT ARCADE · HUMAN TEST #404
RUN, NABOT.
Eat the pizzas. Avoid the roaming CAPTCHA monsters. NABOT moves exactly one square per swipe or arrow press. Giant pizza slices temporarily confuse verification.
This is not financial advice. It is barely maze advice.
🧠 NABOT MEMORY LAB
Remember the internet. Before it remembers you.
30 face-down cards. 15 NABOT-themed pairs. Match all of them as fast as you can before CAPTCHA decides your memory is suspiciously good.
TIME0.0s
PAIRS0 / 15
FLIPS0
5 ROWS × 6 CARDS · MATCH 2 · BEAT YOUR TIME
🍕 🚦 🚌 🛵 🚑
MEMORY VERIFIED. HUMANITY QUESTIONABLE.
You matched all 15 pairs.
Times are saved on this device when browser storage is available. In restrictive iPhone file preview, results still stay visible for the current session.
NEW · NABOT STREET SURVIVAL TEST
Crosswalk Panic.
CAPTCHA keeps asking NABOT to identify crosswalks. So NABOT decided to use one. Cross five increasingly ridiculous roads before the timer hits zero.
5 LEVELS. 20 SECONDS EACH. ONE VERY QUESTIONABLE PEDESTRIAN.
LEVEL1 / 5
TIME20.0
LIVES♥ ♥ ♥
LANES3
WAITING AT THE CURB
CROSSWALK PANIC
Get NABOT from the bottom sidewalk to the top before the 20-second CAPTCHA timer expires. Traffic is already live when the level starts — and it makes noise.
NABOT SAFETY DEPARTMENT
Use the arrows, keyboard, or swipe on the road. One move = one step. Traffic keeps moving whether you do or not.
LEVEL ESCALATION
Each level adds speed. Later levels add more lanes and increasingly unreasonable emergency vehicles.
🚗 CAR🚌 BUS🚚 TRUCK🚑 AMB.🚒 FIRE🏍️ BIKE
The Human Lab.
No login. No score to protect. Just several scientifically useless ways to prove you are probably alive.
EXPERIMENT 01
HUMANITY METER
Choose whichever number feels suspiciously like you. NABOT will diagnose the rest.
13% HUMAN
You close browser tabs immediately. Disturbing.
27% HUMAN
You remembered your password on the first try. NABOT has questions.
42% HUMAN
You opened the fridge and forgot why. Strong recovery.
58% HUMAN
You said “you too” when the waiter said enjoy your meal.
69% HUMAN
You have 37 tabs open and one is playing audio somewhere.
81% HUMAN
Your file is named FINAL_v7_REAL_FINAL_2. Excellent biology.
93% HUMAN
You checked the fridge twice in five minutes. Extremely organic.
97% HUMAN
You pressed another scan just to see what would happen. Certified.
EXPERIMENT 02
WHY DID CAPTCHA REJECT ME?
Pick a case file. NABOT's legal department has prepared an explanation.
The bus was technically experiencing personal growth and no longer identifies as transport.
You selected 8/9 traffic lights. The ninth existed spiritually.
One crosswalk was 0.7 pixels inside the neighboring square. Skill issue, apparently.
You solved it too quickly. Suspicious. Please become worse at computers.
You solved it too slowly. Suspicious. Please become better at computers.
The CAPTCHA itself failed the CAPTCHA. Nobody knows what happens now.
EXPERIMENT 03
NABOT'S DESK DRAWER
Open one of the tiny drawers. None contain anything useful.
🧦 One sock. No explanation.
🧾 Receipt: “1 × proof of humanity — DECLINED.”
🍞 Emergency toaster insurance.
NABOT: “why did i label it do not open.”
EXPERIMENT 04
HUMAN RECEIPT
Official-looking paperwork makes everything more real.
NABOT HUMANITY RECEIPT Eyes blinked: YES Tabs open: TOO MANY Password remembered: EVENTUALLY Crosswalk confidence: 41%
FINAL VERDICT: HUMAN ENOUGH™
THE ESCAPE MACHINE
Help NABOT leave the CAPTCHA.
Choose an escape plan. The machine has never successfully completed an escape plan. This has not reduced management confidence.
❌ FAILED. Door asks NABOT to select all squares containing doors.
🥸 FAILED. Mustache detected as “suspiciously human.”
🚌 SUCCESS-ish. Bus immediately becomes another CAPTCHA question.
✅ SYSTEM CONFUSED. NABOT has achieved inner peace. This may count as escape.
NABOT: “Does the pole count? Nobody will answer me.”